#incorrect tarot

[incorrecttarot]

You've found something cool while you were out for a walk, and are stoked to get to share it with your friends

[five-milfs-and-a-twink]

[luciosfanpage]

[losver07]

the marauders doing a tarot reading

peter: *flips a card*

peter: okay, so this card represents your past self, and-

sirius: hey, that guy's dead

remus: that guy, padfoot, is death. like, death itself

james: wait but thats your past, so... you're dead?

peter: what? no *checks his notes*

remus: makes sense i guess

sirius: oh my god i'm in love with a ghost?

peter: no guys the death is symbolic

remus: well a ghost is better than a werewolf

james: hey, don't say that! you're our favourite werewolf

sirius: yeah, and i still love you even if you're dead. you're still my moony alright?

peter: guys it's a fucking metaphor remus is alive

(extra)

remus: okay, next card. my present self, right? who am i, pete?

peter: well... *flips another card*

sirius: MOONY YOURE A WOMAN?

[laufeysan]

Helaena: Your future self is talking shit about you. Aegon: Jokes on him, I'll fucking ruin his life.

[ayasenisan1713]

Emlyn: Mr. Fool, who’s your favorite child?

Mr. Fool: Mr. Moon, don’t ask questions you don’t want to know.

Audrey: But still, who’s your favorite child?

Mr. Fool: So, my favorite children are-

Leonard: Wait, you’re really going to answer? I’m not ready for this-

[iridescent-solstice]

[faefaye]

Any Tarot Club member except Alger and Cattleya: How do I deal with my enemies?

Gehrman: Kill them.

Tarot Club member: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.

Gehrman: Kill them only a little?

[vamptarot]

Hello 👋, I hope you're doing well..

My name is Mahmoud, and I'm a 17-year-old from Gaza. The ongoing war has devastated my city, destroyed my school, and made daily life incredibly challenging.

Despite these hardships, I'm determined to continue my education and build a better future. I've been given a chance to study abroad, but I need help to cover the costs of leaving Gaza, as well as living expenses and other essentials abroad once the crossing opens.. 🙏

If you can, please consider donating or sharing, your kindness can truly make a difference, and thanks for your time. ❤🍉

https://gofund.me/bd3ccf0b 🔗

If you can, please donate to him! I have checked the go fund me attached and the page as well, and as far as I am aware it’s not anyone posing as as him~

I will donate as soon as I am able to as well. He isn’t asking for a lot and he is still very close to his goal! 🫶🏻

[minjizdraft]

Layover

[incorrecttarot]

You drank too much, tried to dig toast out of the toaster with a metal fork, and now your house is on fire....good job!

[five-milfs-and-a-twink]

[w1st3r1apalac3]

Soap: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

König: Those are Pokemon cards.

Soap: You got a magikarp.

König: ...

Soap: It means 'fuck you'.

[owlienjpg]

the hermit in reverse

the hermit in reverse can mean you are not taking enough time to look within to reflect on your inner self, or it can mean you’re isolating yourself too much from the world, pushing others away…

both cases fit Finn’s story

[ayasenisan1713]

Alger, every time: Is it a struggle between deities? *heart attack by himself*

Mr. Fool: No, how did you even reach that conclusion??

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Brand: Big day today, Rune. *Holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain? Rune: Mustard– looks less like blood.